The Book Report

Season’s Beatings

danbookbinder — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:14:49 +0000

I discovered the true meaning of Christmas: Egg Nog!

David Mamet meets Brian Michael Bendis

danbookbinder — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:48:16 +0000

“Hello.”

“How are you?”

“How am I? How are you?”

“How are you?”

“How am I? Good.”

“Good.”

“I liked Redbelt.”

“You liked Redbelt?”

“I liked Redbelt. Fucking great.”

“Fucking great?”

“Fucking great.”

“Fuck you. You want to know what was fucking great? I’ll tell you what’s fucking great.”

“What’s so fucking great, fucker?”

“Secret fucking Invasion.”

“Fucking Secret fucking Invasion?”

“Thank you.”

“No, thank you.”

“Thank you.”

“Fuck you.”

END

He Shouldn’t have been Crowding the Plate

danbookbinder — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:37:06 +0000

If the shoe thrower was from Cuba or the Dominican Republic, Bush would have been beaned.

Showbiz

danbookbinder — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:19 +0000

I can’t wait for a celebrity couple to name their baby, Staten Island.

SPOILER ALERT: Punisher War Zone Post-Credits

danbookbinder — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:47:17 +0000

EXT. CEMETARY

FRANK stands at the graves of his family.

SFX: Helicopter

He looks up. A Blackhawk Helicopter lands in front of him. NICK FURY steps out. He looks Frank up and down.

NICK FURY
Nah.

END

Muted Trombone

danbookbinder — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:19:23 +0000

Looks like both the Patriots and the Giants shot themselves in the foot.

Can I kick it?

danbookbinder — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:01:50 +0000

I can’t wait to see who Bush pardons.

Vote the Issues

danbookbinder — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:31:36 +0000

Ron does it again-

http://resistcomfort.com/votetheissues/

Oy!

danbookbinder — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:46:15 +0000

What kind of of neo-nazi skinhead is named Schlesselman?

Quantum of Soulless

danbookbinder — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:19:45 +0000

I wrote this:

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/070908bondpoll.html

If you vote for Le Chiffre, you’re a moron.