I discovered the true meaning of Christmas: Egg Nog!
Season’s Beatings
December 24, 2008David Mamet meets Brian Michael Bendis
December 18, 2008“Hello.”
“Hello.”
“How are you?”
“How am I? How are you?”
“How are you?”
“How am I? Good.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
“I liked Redbelt.”
“You liked Redbelt?”
“I liked Redbelt. Fucking great.”
“Fucking great?”
“Fucking great.”
“Fuck you. You want to know what was fucking great? I’ll tell you what’s fucking great.”
“What’s so fucking great, fucker?”
“Secret fucking Invasion.”
“Fucking Secret fucking Invasion?”
“Thank you.”
“No, thank you.”
“No, thank you.”
“Thank you.”
“Fuck you.”
“Fuck you.”
END
He Shouldn’t have been Crowding the Plate
December 18, 2008If the shoe thrower was from Cuba or the Dominican Republic, Bush would have been beaned.
Showbiz
December 15, 2008I can’t wait for a celebrity couple to name their baby, Staten Island.
SPOILER ALERT: Punisher War Zone Post-Credits
December 5, 2008EXT. CEMETARY
FRANK stands at the graves of his family.
SFX: Helicopter
He looks up. A Blackhawk Helicopter lands in front of him. NICK FURY steps out. He looks Frank up and down.
NICK FURY
Nah.
END
Muted Trombone
December 2, 2008Looks like both the Patriots and the Giants shot themselves in the foot.
Can I kick it?
November 5, 2008I can’t wait to see who Bush pardons.
Vote the Issues
November 2, 2008Ron does it again-
Oy!
October 28, 2008What kind of of neo-nazi skinhead is named Schlesselman?
Quantum of Soulless
October 24, 2008I wrote this:
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/070908bondpoll.html
If you vote for Le Chiffre, you’re a moron.
